Right...looks like you duck people are back again, great ( Read more... )

[Arthur is still unused to wearing the crowns of the King of Camelot. There were several available aside from the dreadful coronation crown, but not one of them was the least bit comfortable ( Read more... )

Duck People, I have a question.

Something very odd is happening to my book, I mean more odd than usual, which I wouldn't have thought possible.

These...blue spider things have started popping up all over it ( Read more... )

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[Arthur certainly has no idea how he managed it, but fellow community members will be treated to him suddenly appearing wide eyed on whatever device allows the to communicate.]

"Duck people? Duck people I need help, right now, this second!"

[Another voice sounds from off screen.] "REALLY, there's no need to be such a clotpole about it, it's fine ( Read more... )

[The view will be continually blocked as various items of clothing are tossed over the lens.

There is a lot of muttering every so often there's an annoyed grunt.

Finally Crown Prince Arthur will appear in frame looking very irritated indeed.]

"Where the Hell...Merlin? Merlin! Get in here!"

[A few moments pass and it becomes clear his servant ( Read more... )

The Kingdom of Camelot is honoured to personally invite your champion knight to participate in a tournament

to a tournment which will be held on the week of the Harvest Moon

What the - where's the writing gone?

Ducks? What this all about ducks?

Look I don't know what's going on, but I've got a kingdom to help run, so stop it!

....

Why ducks?

Winry woke at the sound of a rooster’s crow. She lay still for a few seconds, blinking, hating the idea of leaving her warm bed, but if she didn’t get up, her first customer would be angry at her for being late to the smithy. Rolling over, Winry nudged the lump in the bed next to her. “Wake up ( Read more... )

I'll cut right to the heart of the matter: I need to know how to send a "worldhopper" back to where he came from.

[The video feed engages and it's Arthur chilling smugly in an armchair, hunting knife in hand.]

I knew you'd turn tail, bird man. Not that I blame you, of course. I wouldn't want to meet me in combat either.

The community as my witness, I'll consider this your dishonorable withdrawal from my challenge, [he says authoritatively.] Your ( Read more... )